croutoncat:

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you 

gothamcitysirensart:

People will often tell me “don’t post stuff that isn’t suitable for work!” And all I’m thinking is “why the fuck are you on Tumblr at work? Get back to doing your freaking job, moron.”

lesangnoir:

Zeena Lavey, Church of Satan days. God, she’s so beautiful.

crisshan:

i said no running in the lobby old sport

wumbosalsa:

anybody else shipping gatsby/carraway

it all started when gatsby started watching nick

dontdontdo:

I did a thing.

A few things I learned from the movie adaptation of The Great Gatsby

y-e-r:

I know it’s a little late seeing that I watched it on Thursday. But non the less-

1) I definitely need to invest on purchasing a pinky ring
2) I need to step up my hair style
3)Don’t plan for a future of uncertainness

Oh yeah also 4) I need to start using “OLD SPORT” in every other possible sentence

So today in school girls in my class were talking…

teamalive9556:

Kristen-,Would you hate me if I started talking like this old sport?

Michelle-I would shoot you.

Kristen-Hope I’m not by the pool old sport.